Let’s all just agree that parenting is probably one of the hardest things that is tasked to us in our whole adult lives. Now, don’t get me wrong, those little munchkins are the BEST thing that could happen to someone!
We love it when they sleep, when they reach new milestones, and when they cuddle up on a cold evening and tell us they love us, but most of all sometimes you love it when they just go. away. Kids are hard work. And what makes it even worse is that they’re a tiny version of you and you know their misbehavior is Karma for how you once treated your parents.
Luckily enough for people like me, parenting is but a thing of the distant future, so for now we just get to sit back, not share any of our snacks, and giggle at these rough but hilarious parenting tweets!
I know, I know. People who don’t have kids ‘just don’t get it’.
Some times kids just point out the strangest TRUE things.
All Fixed!
Be careful, you might actually bore yourself to death…
They help you keep yourself in shape! By literally embarrassing the crap out of you.
I don’t know my own age but I have to know THEIRS TOO??
Blind until it suits them
One of your kids hasn’t seen Jurassic Park.
I wasn’t wondering… But thanks.
Disgusting, yet accurate.
Ah yes, horrible parenting.
Don’t hate the player, hate the game
But why??
Is there a fourth option?
THE HORROR!
Apparently they think you’re an imbecile
I better start practicing now…
As a non-parent all I can say to this is… Ew.
The feature length explanation version of Paw Patrol
ACCURATE
Two sides of every store and honestly I want to know the second.
