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Kids Who Add The Perfect Amount Of Humor And Sarcasm To The Universe

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Sometimes a hashtag comes along that is too irresistible not to follow deep down into the rabbit hole.

One such hashtag lately is “#shitmykidsays.” First of all, it’s very name implies that hilarity is guaranteed. Second of all, reading these tweets from parents all over the world is the best way to spend your time.

We often underestimate the sarcasm and whit that children possess but I guarantee after you see what these parents deal with on a daily basis you will never again think twice about whether or not children of all ages are capable of being hilarious… because they are obviously hilarious (intentionally or not!)

1. Asking the important questions!

Who says kids don’t learn the right things at school?

 

1. Asking the important questions!

2. Ouch

Poor mum.

 

2. Ouch
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3. Shot down, hard.

No thanks, mom.

 

3. Shot down, hard.

4. A for Effort

F for Fart.

4. A for Effort
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5. No offense…

To who really matters.

 

5. No offense...

6. Here’s a little something extra!

Life lessons important to teach our kids young: wash your hands.

 

6. Here's a little something extra!
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7. Nobody appreciates your talent around here

Least of all, your children.

 

7. Nobody appreciates your talent around here

8. And mothers everywhere glanced at dads.

(And probably glared.)

 

8. And mothers everywhere glanced at dads.
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9. This kid is going places.

Possibly dark places, possibly nerdy places. Definitely places.

 

9. This kid is going places.

10. Impressive string of words from a 3-year-old.

Sorry mum, you may have birthed this child but they are a strong, independent toddler, and they don’t need you.

 

10. Impressive string of words from a 3-year-old.
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11. Same difference.

Kids raise good points.

 

11. Same difference.

12. Same

100% same.

 

12. Same
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13. Big numbers are big!

And sometimes dogs are brown.

 

13. Big numbers are big!

14. Your child does not approve of your life choices.

But this is pretty funny.

 

14. Your child does not approve of your life choices.
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15. Ouch

An epic burn stings a little extra when it comes from a 9-year-old.

 

15. Ouch

16. How do you answer such a question?

Most of us would say, “yes.”

 

16. How do you answer such a question?
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17. Friendship

Preschool or kindergarten is when things change.

 

17. Friendship

18. There are three kinds of people

Which one are you?

 

18. There are three kinds of people
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19. Oh dear.

Not a very optimistic kiddo, eh?

 

19. Oh dear.

20. Lessons from children!

Keep that in mind for next time, dad.

 

20. Lessons from children!
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21. Dramatic kids are the best!

You’ll always get a good laugh with them.

 

21. Dramatic kids are the best!

22. Uh-oh!

Someone’s been talking to his friends with divorced parents.

 

22. Uh-oh!
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23. Too bad, so sad.

I’ve got plenty.

 

23. Too bad, so sad.

24. I’m sorry but…

Every good apology includes a “but.”

 

24. I'm sorry but...
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25. I have so many questions.

I need the backstory to this tweet.

 

25. I have so many questions.

26. Well, he’s not wrong.

I mean he is wrong but don’t you kind of wish he wasn’t?

 

26. Well, he's not wrong.
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27. Well…

Do you wonder where he heard this first?

 

27. Well...

28. I like the way this kid thinks.

I don’t want to see their bill from the plumber, though.

 

28. I like the way this kid thinks.
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29. “I know.”

Words that sting.

 

29.

30. Have all your questions been answered?

Because mommy can’t take anymore.

 

30. Have all your questions been answered?
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31. Kids keep things interesting!

I’m dying to know where the wrong place is.

 

31. Kids keep things interesting!

32. A pair of troublemakers.

Well, one has solutions…

 

32. A pair of troublemakers.
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